Three women died in a car accident and went to heaven.
When they arrived Saint Peter said , "Here is only
ONE rule in Heaven don't step on the ducklings."
When they came in, they saw that it was true there were ducklings
all over. It was almost impossibel not to step on one of
the ducklings, though they try very hard the first woman
had an accident and stepped on one of those. Saint Peter
arrived with the ugliest man ever seen, put them together
in chains and says "That's your punishment
for stepping on a duckling, and forever you'll be chained
to this ugly man!"
the number two woman stepped on a duckling. The man who
see everything, Saint Peter arrives with another ugly
man, using the same comment as yesterday he chains no. two
woman to that man.
woman has seen what happened to her girlfriends, and
don't want that to happen to her, so she walks very, VERY
managed not to step on the ducklings for several months,
and one day Saint Peter came to her, with the most
handsome, and beautyfull man, ever seen. very tall, long eyelashes,
muscular and not fat at all.
Peter put them together in chains without a word. The
woman said: "I wonder what happened, since I should
be chained with to forever."
said, "I don't know what YOU did, but I stepped on a